Apr 30, 2019
Everything is broken.
Topics - Pre-waiting on pre-loads, Subnautica, catching fish,
ever-expanding crafting lists, alien eggs, Mortal Kombat 11,
another fighting game story mode..., comic book villains, lack of
titties, mobile game bullshit, a million currencies, impossible
Towers.
Music - The Immortals -...
Apr 23, 2019
Something old and something new. The mid-life crisis
episode.
Topics - PlayStation 5 sounds okay, Oddworld: Munch's Oddysee,
Fuzzles, swapping, shroobs, eggs, OG Xbox rules, garbage third
party controllers, a trip to the local retro games shop, Otogi:
Myth of Demons, Proto-Souls, Corruption.
Music - Oddworld:...
Apr 16, 2019
I thought the Bluechew bit would have been much more interesting
than it turned out. Sorry. Never rely on dick
pills.
Topics - Dangerous Driving is bad driving, rubber banding, light
speed boosts, Cuphead, the case of the missing DLC, Trials Rising,
grinding, Dark Souls 3, The Painted World revisited,
ash,...
Apr 9, 2019
You can tell I'm not a real "games journalist" because I beat
Sekiro.
Topics - Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice, The Divine Realm, Demon of
Hatred, fire-y crosses, just die..., Doom speedrunning is boring,
Mobile Legends Bang Bang, Trials Rising, Dark Souls
3.
Music - Led Zeppelin - Babe I'm Gonna Leave You, The...
Apr 2, 2019
Just Sekiro. We Die more than Twice.
Topics - Sekiro: Shadow Die Twice, NPCs, prosthetics, cryptic bullshit, Sculptor's Idols, Dragon Rot, bulls and horses, Pro Tips, monkeys, Divine Confetti.
Music - The Dead Milkmen - Gorilla Girl, Waylan Jennings - Lonesome, On'ry, and Mean, Flogging Molly - What's Left of the Flag