Dec 28, 2019
The Never Ending Christmas.
Topics - What I bought myself for Christmas, Red Dragons, numpads,
Hyper X, Dolby Atmos maybe, Post Scriptum, "realistic", Cthulhu
Saves Christmas, abbreviated JRPGs, in-jokes and getting meta,
Christmas puns, Y.U.L.E. love it, poison, MechWarrior 5:
Mercenaries.
Music - Devo -...
Dec 22, 2019
The most important person in history was born on this holy day:
Ryan Seacrest.
Topics - Reaching to not give up on Halo: Reach, linear unlocks,
Radio Commander, armchair 'Nam baby murderer, more robotic than the
game with Mechs, dumb soldiers, the Gab ghost town, you can't have
"free speech" and no porn,...
Dec 14, 2019
Who washes the cock, men?
Topics - Halo: Reach is on PC. Kind of. When you find it, smoky
haze, mandibles, doomed missions, ripping off Star Wars and Call of
Duty or vice versa, MAC cannon, green streak crapshoot, pfft
autoaim, a plea for ranks, how MLG ruined Halo, DMR starts, the
dumbing down, power weapons, a...
Dec 7, 2019
Douchebumps on top of douchebumbs by R.L. Stein.
Topics - This obscure indie game called Call of Duty: Modern
Warfare, the M4A1 manufactured by NERF, killing with personality,
molotov to the face, Battlefleet Gothic: Armada 2, space grids
circles and lines, fears of a botched campaign, Disco Elysium, do
something,...
Nov 30, 2019
I was fine until I got three Knuckles capsule toys in a
row.
Topics - Star Wars: The Last Jedi, the best comedy I've seen in
years, space fuel and paper, hilarious Nextel jokes, Star Wars
Jedi: Fallen Order, holocrons, Vader the slasher, Need for Speed:
Heat runs cold, Sunless Sea, menus menus menus, curse...